Whatever you do, do it heartily, as to the Lord and not to men.

- Colossians 3:23

Working with horses (and horse people!) isn’t always easy, but it is always worth it. That’s why we do our best to treat every creature with respect, kindness, and—when needed—a healthy dose of “get ‘er done!”

Learn more about what we do below or contact us with questions.

(Fun Fact: Our name was inspired by Garrison Keillor’s “Pretty Good Joke Show.” Thanks Dr. John Bettinger for the idea!)


 
We teach jumping, eventing, and dressage lessons to all skill levels.

We teach jumping, eventing, and dressage lessons to all skill levels.

ENGLISH RIDING LESSONS

Meggan Holloway brings more than 30 years of equestrian experience to every lesson. Whether she’s coaching you on a dressage test, helping you jump bigger, or serving as your “eyes on the ground” in the onsite cross country field, one thing is clear: Meggan genuinely loves teaching.

  • Private (45 Min - 1 Hr): $60 ($45 for boarders)

  • Semi-Private OR ½-Hour Private: $45 ($35 for boarders)

  • Group (1.25 Hr) Per Rider: $40 ($30 for boarders)

  • Lesson Horse Use: $10//Lesson ($5 for boarders)

  • Lesson Horse Half Lease: $275.00/Month (includes tack and priority to ride the horse in clinics and shows)

 
We teach horsemanship, reining, cow work, and clinics on other western disciplines.

We teach horsemanship, reining, cow work, and clinics on other western disciplines.

western riding lessons

Western students learn high-level horsemanship, proper position, and how to develop equine partners that are always ready (and willing) to work. Whether you want to improve your overall horsemanship or fine-tune advanced reined cow horse maneuvers, Jess gives 110% to help you reach your goals.

  • Private (45 Min - 1 Hr): $60 ($45 for boarders)

  • Semi-Private OR ½-Hour Private: $45 ($35 for boarders)

  • Group (1.25 Hr) Per Rider: $40 ($30 for boarders)

  • Cow Fee: $10/Person per lesson

*Note: Lesson horses aren’t available for Western riders.

 
Starting a horse right sets him up for success his entire life.

Starting a horse right sets him up for success his entire life.

Horse Training

Much like human childhoods, the earliest memories and experiences your horse has will impact the rest of its life. Jess has been starting colts for 20+ years, and his approach is designed to produce quality, trustworthy, and happy-minded horses.

His colt program has a limited number of spots. Contact Jess to get on the schedule.

  • $40/Session PLUS $300/month for boarding

  • Your first month’s board payment is due at drop-off.

Pro Tip: If Jess can’t take on your horse right away, make the best use of your time by tackling a few foundational tasks at home while you wait.

 
We believe details matter, and that belief extends to every horse in our care.

We believe details matter, and that belief extends to every horse in our care.

HORSE boarding

With 50+ years of combined horse care experience, Jess and Meggan understand all of the intricacies that impact equine wellbeing. Safety, nutrition/health, and socialization are the pillars of our horse boarding program, which is why several of our boarders have been with us more than a decade.

The end result? Harmony across our horse (and human) herds!

  • Large Paddock: $460/Month (small herds of 4-5 compatible horses)

    • Includes shelter, twice daily (at least) clean grass/alfalfa hay, free-choice salt and loose mineral, water (heated in winter), up to 2# daily of high-quality Cavalor grain, regular deworming (based on results of fecal egg counts), pasture turnout, as weather permits, and basic blanketing.

  • Stall with Run: $545/Month

    • Includes above services (minus turnout) and daily stall/run cleaning. No turnout is included with stall/run boarding.

*Note: We have a waiting list for boarding, so contact us to get on the list.

 
Our goal is to support you through every phase of your equestrian journey.

Our goal is to support you through every phase of your equestrian journey.

ADDITIONAL SERVICES

We offer several additional services, though availability varies. Contact us if you’re interested in discussing any of the items below.

  • Groundwork/Lunging: $25/Session

  • Training/Rehab Ride: $35/Ride

  • Offsite Clinic (Jess or Meggan): $550/Day plus expenses and mileage

  • Cross Country Schooling: $25/Horse (You must sign a release and be supervised by an insured instructor.)

  • Saddle Fitting: TBD (Meggan Holloway is a certified Stübben Saddle Fitter.)

  • Cow Work Sessions: TBD (Live cows and mechanical cow)

  • Schooling Show and Clinic Coaching: TBD